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'What are you doing here?' 'A couple of things. Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday and getting paid two million dollars to endorse coffee when I could be doing a play somewhere. The good news is the coffee works.'   And BOOM It's April. Time flies when you're living through...

Merry Crisis!

'Twas the week before Christmas, and all through Pompey £2.25 snakebites, Miyagis purple honey. Christmas parties over Zoom, Hasselhoff shoutouts on Memmo Secret Santa was a fiver, coffee mug from Wilko. Christmas market bratwurst, gonna put me in the red Hope to pass out, by the time Hans Gruber...
So, whats up with Hideout? You still pour with them?   They're competing with the sun for the centre of the universe.    As promised i'm gonna try and sell you some shit.   We’ve got another belter from River Coffee Roasters. A single origin coffee from Nicaragua, a mi...
We were somewhere around Baffins, on the way past goals, when the coffee began ​​to take hold. I remember saying something like, "I feel a bit light headed, maybe you should drive?" Then there was suddenly a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge seagulls, all ...